We carry 10 examples drawn from my experience, when I happened to attend the interviews the most original and quirky. These are the things that absolutely I advise you not to say during a job interview:
The appointment is at 11.00. The candidate comes out of breath with his face turned upside down, saying, "Excuse me, but I'm not used to getting up so early in the morning! Me: Ah, then came from far away to the interview? He: No, I live back here!
A candidate arrives in jeans and a shirt, all disheveled with his face turned upside down. Me: I see a little 'try. Candidate: No, you know, is that last night I went out with friends, we drank a lot and now I'm like shit!
Me: have you been looking for work? She: From about 7 months. I did over 30 interviews but I have never called anyone so if you do not plan to take you please list the exact reasons why I'm really tired then indeed we do so, if I want to discard tell me right away!
Me: How much has to get here? Her: About 30 minutes, but for me it is very short, distance is no problem! Me: Ah, great! Among the various things I see she is enrolled at the university, how far along is to finish? She: Actually I'm thinking of retiring, because the university is just half an hour from my house and I hate the commute!
Me: What do you know about us? Him: Mmmmm .... That is ... no, actually I do not know who you are. In fact, excuse me, what company are you? You know how, I sent about 500 resumes ...
you: Take a refund? How much you pay per month? How much you pay overtime? How many days off? In that period, close to the holidays? Are often projected increases in salary? Me: Excuse me, but she knows what to do? She: nothing really.
Me: What job are looking for, what would you like to be? Her: Whatever. Me: Yes, but will have a preference. She: No, I have no preference. I am willing to do everything. Whatever. Me: A dream? She: I have no dreams, anything goes. Whatever!
Me: Well, now that we have seen its advantages we pass to the other side of the coin. What do you consider to be its biggest flaw? Him: I do not have defects. I smile and raising the question again. He, very serious, he replied, I told her I do not have defects. They are perfect!
Why has changed work? I hated the boss. Then I see that also left the company Y. Why? Not get along with his head. And the company Z? Not get along with his head. After the fifth company left for the same reason, I ask: Do you think you make that contribution to a group? She: A large contribution, I always agree with everyone!
Me: If your last boss would describe it, how about you? He: In terms absolutely thrilled! Me: Oh, good, then I can call for references? He, pale: Absolutely not!
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